Announcing a Digital Agency That Only Gets Paid If You Get Results. It’s That Simple.
No, we haven’t lost it. And yes, t’s all in black and white. Continue reading to find out about this limited-time offer…
Updated: 29th of September, 2024
Dear Business Owner,
If you’re ready to watch your business thrive with an endless stream of clients, customers, and sales pouring in…
Then buckle up, because this could be the most electrifying message you’ve ever read.
Here’s why:
Let’s be honest… unless you’re a character straight out of the Walking Dead, this offer should have your heart racing and excitement levels through the roof…
And I’m sure that little voice in your head is whispering, “Is this for real?! What’s the catch?!”
Who wouldn’t second-guess a claim this bold?
But hang tight, because we’ve got the credentials to back it up—and enough proof to make your head spin…
*gets comfy, this is going to be fun*
To kick things off, we’ve invented a unique ‘selling system’ so groundbreaking, it makes traditional methods look like ancient history…and we’ve used it in over 100 businesses!
we’ve applied it across 150 industries and niches, driving $3 million in sales!
And we’ve also applied this selling system to…
💰 Take an exterior building start-up from $0 to $1.5 million in just 7 months… (they hit their building insurance quota and had to stop taking clients!).
💰 Transform a circular marketplace for beauty products from barely breaking even at $200k to a thriving $2 million business in 15 months… (literally selling out warehouses and struggling to keep up with demand!).
💰 Launch an AI-based basketball training start-up from $0 to $1 million in revenue… within their first 12 months.
💰 Grow a small building estimation service from $5k to $1 million… in just 12 months.
💰 Skyrocket a weight loss program’s sales from $1 million to $8 million… in 15 months with a simple 2-step funnel and one traffic source.
💰 Sell millions of dollars’ worth of UK property in 8 weeks using one funnel and a 70-page lead magnet… (in a super-niche property market for sailors, turning the client from zero to hero in just two months!).
And the list goes on… Honestly, we could write a novel packed with success stories just like these.
Why? Because this ‘selling system’ has been put to work in almost every industry you can think of, from mom-and-pop shops to powerhouse brands.
We’ve taken it from local businesses all the way to billion-dollar giants—and it’s delivered, every single time.
Our “system” isn’t just a method, it’s a sales machine—built to deliver insane conversion rates and break records in every industry we’ve touched…
Launching a customer storm that will flood your business with more sales than you can handle!
Now, we’re handing you an offer so bold, it’s nearly impossible to turn down—test it out, zero risk, all reward!
First off, if you’ve got a Google or Facebook ad campaign, we’ll give your ads a total makeover—rewritten from the ground up!
Secondly, you won’t spend a dime on management fees while we test our ads head-to-head against your current ones.
In other words, if we don’t crush your current campaigns (which we doubt), you won’t pay us a cent. Not a dime, not a dollar!
Picture this: If we don’t deliver, you pay…
✅ Zero set-up fees!
✅ Nada for management!
✅ Zilch for copywriting!
✅ Nothing for design or development!
✅ Not even a unicorn-wrangling fee!(Just checking you’re still with me.)
In short, you pay us absolutely nothing.
And here’s the cherry on top:
Even when we do outperform your current campaigns (and trust me, we will), you still won’t be out a single dollar!
Because every dollar you pay us will be from the extra sales that wouldn’t have existed without our campaign magic!
Why are we making this offer?
It’s simple…
If you’re like most business owners, you’ve tried everything under the sun to grow your business.
Some of it stuck, but most didn’t.
And by now, you’ve probably been misled, burned, swindled, and left shaking your head more times than you can count… (Am I close?)
Scammed by Sneaky Marketing Con Artists!
They promised you the stars but dropped you off at the nearest lamp post.
You know exactly who I’m talking about…
The ones lounging in bean bags, whiteboards covered in buzzwords, debating vegan cheese and thigh gaps, and throwing around meaningless metrics like “impressions” as if they were gold dust.
(Just thinking about it makes me want to scream into a pillow.)
In today’s world of “coaches coaching coaches,” most digital marketers are like those slick street vendors hawking knockoff watches and promises.
But instead of filling your head with fancy talk…
We’re betting our own money to SHOW you we’re not like the rest.
Honestly, the digital marketing industry is bursting at the seams with more hype and incompetence than any profession I can think of. Period.
(Maybe solar companies and chiropractors are close, but that’s another story.)
Whether it was a “marketing genius” who sipped overpriced almond lattes or an “expert” consultant who talked more than they delivered…
They probably left you with more excuses than actual wins.
Here’s the thing: “Digital marketing is 80% smoke and mirrors and 20% commissions.” Sad, but painfully true.
And let’s face it—most business owners approach digital marketing like someone chasing butterflies with a net made of fog.
Proof with Data!
Stories like these? Yeah, they hit hard. But let’s skip the fluff…
Here’s the answer to the question that’s been nagging at you…
Brand Experience
What’s the secret behind this guarantee?
Here’s the deal:
We guarantee results because we’ve cracked the code with our one-of-a-kind ‘selling system.’
Most digital agencies? Sure, they’re great at pushing buttons and tweaking settings. But selling? That’s where they fall flat—especially in this fast-paced, ever-evolving digital world.
At King Kong, every single thing we do is laser-focused on one thing: SELLING.
If we don’t? We don’t get paid. Simple as that.
(Yep, you can practically hear our accountant’s blood pressure rising as we say this!)
Now, lean in a little closer…
We’ve created a revolutionary “system” that can sell practically anything, to anyone, at any price point. We’ve fused together cutting-edge persuasion psychology, elite-level media buying, and something we call the “attention-flywheel.”
This cocktail of techniques results in an unstoppable marketing machine that can make any business boom.
And if it doesn’t? You don’t pay us a dime. Period.
But let’s get real for a second…
Creating predictable, consistent success online isn’t about pulling one magic lever or hoping for a lucky break.
No magic tricks, and definitely no hoping for miracles—just a battle-tested system that consistently drives real results.
It’s not about waving a magic wand or hoping for the best… It’s about having a predictable, foolproof system for selling that delivers results like clockwork.
Our “selling system” is armed with a secret arsenal of strategies and tactics that most digital agencies don’t even know are out there.
For example…
- We’ve perfected a small tweak that can turn almost any landing page into a conversion machine, boosting your results by up to 372%! (Yes, you could be getting 4x more leads while cutting your cost per lead by over 350%!)
- We’ve uncovered how to craft psychologically irresistible Google and Facebook ads that grab your prospect’s attention and won’t let go, practically forcing clicks and actions. (Less than 1% of agencies even know this exists!)
- We’ve developed a “scroll-locking” formula for Facebook Ads that pulls in up to 56% more traffic for 34% less cost. (Even the top-tier Facebook marketers don’t fully get this!)
- We can reveal the #1 Google Ads mistake that’s draining businesses of cash—this blunder costs companies a staggering 25% of potential profits without them realizing it.
- We know how to find massive, untapped markets of eager buyers—ones that are ready to spend, even in tough economic times, and will gladly pay premium prices for what you offer.
But that isn’t all, we also know how to…
Turn your ads into attention magnets, pulling in up to 900% more engagement!
We’ve taken this powerful strategy and used it to crush the competition in some of the toughest markets imaginable, consistently outperforming even the most aggressive competitors.
By pouring thousands into ad spend, we’ve cracked the code on how to make your Google and Facebook ads look so compelling that conversions skyrocket. (It’s not what most “experts” preach, but it could explode your revenue!)
We’ve built a foolproof system to attract only the hottest leads—those who are ready and eager to buy. (Forget wasting time with tire kickers or bargain hunters, we’re talking serious buyers only!)
We’ve discovered how to generate massive increases in qualified leads, often without increasing your ad spend at all. (Few agencies even know this level of precision exists!)
One small change to your Google Ads could boost click-through rates by 750%! (Google’s algorithm loves this, and it sends your best prospects straight to your door.)
We’ve mastered the art of a simple bidding tweak that can ramp up your profits by 70%, without even touching your copy or landing page.
Bottom line? With experience spanning over different industries, and more than $3 million in sales generated for our clients, we don’t guess—we deliver.
We truly believe that…
Forget the rumors...here’s some truth worth spreading.
We’ll crush any agency or traffic guru in the universe – or you don’t pay a penny!
Feeling excited? Ready to put us to the test?
Hold on, tiger… not so fast.
Let’s pump the brakes for a moment, because this isn’t for everyone.
Before you even think about applying, there are three key factors you must have in place:
You must already be running profitable ads on Google or Facebook. This opportunity isn’t for beginners or businesses that aren’t already advertising online. (If you need a funnel and ads built from scratch, you can check if you qualify here.)
You must give us full creative control to craft ads we know will sell. Since we’re fronting the costs, we don’t care about the opinions of your partner, friends, or even Snow White and her crew. Aside from legal and factual approval, we make the creative calls – if it’s not ours, we can’t guarantee success.
You must not be involved in anything shady – no illegal, scammy, dangerous products, or MLMs. Simple as that.
Is this opportunity calling your name? If you meet the qualifications, go here and schedule a 30-minute strategy session with our team to see if we’re a match!
P.S. Oh, still on the fence? Let’s be real: you can keep hustling day and night, dealing with constant stress, unpredictable clients, unreliable teams, and ad results that swing wildly. Or… you could book a quick call, chat with our team, and learn how to supercharge your business in the next 6 months — no strings attached!
Heads up though: when you’re ready to grow, there’s no turning back. This is for businesses prepared to go all-in, not to hit pause when things heat up. Time to step up and scale big!
In short: We’ll create a campaign that crushes your top-performing ads, or you won’t spend a cent. But don’t wait too long—we’re only onboarding 5 new clients this month!
P.S. Oh hey, still hanging around? Need a little extra push, huh?
Alright, here’s the deal: you can keep hustling 24/7, stressing over where your next client’s gonna come from…
Keep tearing your hair out over the chaos of shady agencies, soaring ad costs, unreliable teams, terrible conversions, and income swings that make your bank account dizzy.
Or you can hit the button below, schedule a call, and discover how to explode your sales over the next 6 months – completely risk-free!
But a fair warning: if you’re ready for growth, be prepared for the ride. No “let’s pause the ads for a bit.” It’s time to step up, power through, and SCALE like a pro.
Let’s talk soon.
The No-Fluff Rundown:
We’ll create a campaign designed to outperform your best ads – if it doesn’t, you pay nothing. But don’t wait, spots fill up fast, and we’re only accepting 5 clients per month before the line gets long (and the dress code kicks in)!
